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~ Lily Tomlin Quotes ~
« on: February 28, 2015, 11:08:58 AM »
Lily Tomlin Quotes


An American actress, comedian, writer and producer.
Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1, 1939) is an American actress, comedian, writer and producer. She has won multiple awards from many quarters, including Tony Awards, Emmy Awards, and a Grammy Award and has also been nominated for an Academy Award.

Here are some famous quotes by Lily Tomlin.




We're all in this together ... alone.

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Re: ~ Lily Tomlin Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2015, 11:15:03 AM »
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2015, 11:16:51 AM »
We're all in this together - by ourselves.

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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2015, 11:19:13 AM »
If love is the answer could you rephrase the question?

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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2015, 11:21:40 AM »
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2015, 11:23:57 AM »
There will be sex after death; we just won't be able to feel it.

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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2015, 08:31:49 PM »
If truth is beauty how come no one has their hair done in the library?

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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2015, 08:32:19 PM »
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2015, 08:33:01 PM »
I always wanted to be somebody but now I realize I should have been more specific.

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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2015, 08:33:29 PM »
I have always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.

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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2015, 08:34:00 PM »
If I had known what it would be like to have it all I might have been willing to settle for less.

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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2015, 08:34:32 PM »
Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

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Re: ~ Lily Tomlin Quotes ~
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2015, 08:35:06 PM »
Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying and when God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?

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Re: ~ Lily Tomlin Quotes ~
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2015, 08:35:35 PM »
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent hardworking honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then we elected them.