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~ Larry David Quotes ~
« on: February 14, 2015, 10:47:15 PM »
Larry David Quotes


An American actor, writer, comedian, and producer.
Lawrence Eugene "Larry" David (born July 2, 1947) is an American actor, writer, comedian, and producer. He is best known as the co-creator and co-writer of Seinfeld, and for starring as a semi-fictionalised version of himself in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Here are some famous quotes by Larry David.




I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.
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Re: ~ Larry David Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2015, 10:48:41 PM »
I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers, I have no problem with.
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2015, 10:49:35 PM »
Why not just pray for the TV? Why even have someone come in and fix the television?
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Re: ~ Larry David Quotes ~
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2015, 10:50:48 PM »
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2015, 10:51:52 PM »
I don't tell my wife anything. I don't confide in her. I don't trust anybody. I just treat her like an acquaintance.
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Re: ~ Larry David Quotes ~
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2015, 10:54:44 PM »
Do you think we really needed Alaska and Hawaii? They gotta ruin everything. They ruined the continental United States. Ruined it!
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Re: ~ Larry David Quotes ~
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2015, 10:56:13 PM »
I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
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Re: ~ Larry David Quotes ~
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2015, 10:57:23 PM »
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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