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~ Johnny Carson Quotes ~
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:54:13 PM »
Johnny Carson Quotes


An American television host and comedian, known as host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson for 30 years.
John William "Johnny" Carson (October 23, 1925 – January 23, 2005) was an American television host and comedian, known as host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson for 30 years (1962–1992). Carson received six Emmy Awards including the Governor Award and a 1985 Peabody Award; he was inducted into the Television Academy Hall of Fame in 1987. He was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1992, and received Kennedy Center Honors in 1993.

Here are some famous quotes by Johnny Carson.




People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2015, 01:55:07 PM »
If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2015, 01:55:48 PM »
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2015, 01:56:32 PM »
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2015, 01:57:23 PM »
If life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2015, 01:58:02 PM »
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2015, 01:58:45 PM »
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2015, 01:59:33 PM »
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2015, 02:00:22 PM »
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2015, 02:01:12 PM »
I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2015, 02:02:55 PM »
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2015, 02:03:55 PM »
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'
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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2015, 02:04:42 PM »
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing you'll like yourself you'll have inner peace. And if you have that along with physical health you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
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