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Offline MysteRy

~ Joey Adams Quotes ~
« on: December 17, 2014, 01:28:14 PM »
Joey Adams Quotes


An American comedian who was inducted into the Friars Club in 1977 and wrote the book Borscht Belt in 1973.
Joey Adams (January 6, 1911 – December 2, 1999), born Joseph Abramowitz, was an American comedian who was inducted into the Friars Club in 1977 and wrote the book Borscht Belt in 1973.

Here are some famous quotes by Joey Adams.   




A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Joey Adams Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2014, 01:28:58 PM »
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
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Re: ~ Joey Adams Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2014, 01:29:36 PM »
I want to die like my grandfather died . . . peacefully in his sleep. Not like the other three people screaming in the car.
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Re: ~ Joey Adams Quotes ~
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2014, 01:30:21 PM »
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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