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~ Jim Bishop Quotes ~
« on: December 11, 2014, 08:27:58 PM »
Jim Bishop Quotes


An American journalist and author.
James Alonzo "Jim" Bishop (November 21, 1907 – July 26, 1987) was an American journalist and author.

Here are some famous quotes by Jim Bishop. 




Gimme: An agreement between two losers who can't putt.

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Jim Bishop Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2014, 08:28:59 PM »
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

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Re: ~ Jim Bishop Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2014, 08:30:50 PM »
It is difficult to live in the present ridiculous to live in the future and impossible to live in the past.

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Re: ~ Jim Bishop Quotes ~
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2014, 08:33:48 PM »
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million-dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Jim Bishop Quotes ~
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2014, 08:35:49 PM »
True love is night jasmine a diamond in darkness the heartbeat no cardiologist has ever heard. It is the most common of miracles fashioned of fleecy clouds - a handful of stars tossed into the night sky.