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~ Elayne Boosler Quotes ~
« on: June 05, 2014, 10:44:19 AM »
Elayne Boosler Quotes


An American comedian. 
Elayne Boosler (born August 18, 1952, in New York City) is an American comedian.

Here are some famous quotes by Elayne Boosler.




I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
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Re: ~ Elayne Boosler Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2014, 10:44:54 AM »
For a single woman preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.
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Re: ~ Elayne Boosler Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2014, 10:45:22 AM »
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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Re: ~ Elayne Boosler Quotes ~
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2014, 10:45:58 AM »
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times men would not stop to ask directions.
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