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~ Doug Larson Quotes ~
« on: May 16, 2014, 01:41:02 PM »
Doug Larson Quotes


A columnist.
Doug Larson (born February 10, 1926) wrote a daily column for the Green Bay Press-Gazette and a weekly column for the Door County Advocate — both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was originally syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says"; Larson took over authorship in 1980. Previously, it had been written by Bill Vaughn of the Kansas City Star.

Here are some famous quotes by Doug Larson.




A pun is the lowest form of humor unless you thought of it yourself.
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2014, 01:41:33 PM »
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2014, 01:42:01 PM »
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2014, 01:42:57 PM »
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2014, 01:54:28 PM »
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2014, 01:55:35 PM »
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2014, 01:56:36 PM »
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2014, 01:57:10 PM »
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2014, 01:57:41 PM »
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city it might be better to change the locks.
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2014, 01:58:55 PM »
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2014, 01:59:31 PM »
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2014, 02:00:04 PM »
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2014, 02:03:21 PM »
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2014, 02:04:03 PM »
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2014, 02:04:51 PM »
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
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