~ Dorothy Parker Quotes ~

[MysteRy]

Every year back comes Spring with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.

[MysteRy]

There was never a place for her in the ranks of the terrible slow army of the cautious. She ran ahead where there were no paths.

[MysteRy]

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went including here it was against her better judgment.

[MysteRy]

It cost me never a stab nor squirm To tread by chance upon a worm. 'Aha my little dear' I say 'Your clan will pay me back one day.'

[MysteRy]

I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.

[MysteRy]

Poisons pain you; Rivers are damp; Acid stains you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

[MysteRy]

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails but I don't even do that any more.