Author Topic: ~ Dorothy Parker Quotes ~ (Read 3713 times)

MysteRy · « **Reply #15 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:52:50 AM »

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed'.

MysteRy · « **Reply #16 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:53:14 AM »

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

MysteRy · « **Reply #17 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:53:40 AM »

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

MysteRy · « **Reply #18 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:54:04 AM »

Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.

MysteRy · « **Reply #19 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:54:27 AM »

I don't know much about being a millionaire but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.

MysteRy · « **Reply #20 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:55:02 AM »

That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them.

MysteRy · « **Reply #21 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:55:33 AM »

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love curiosity freckles and doubt.

MysteRy · « **Reply #22 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:56:33 AM »

If you want to know what God thinks of money just look at the people he gave it to.

MysteRy · « **Reply #23 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:57:02 AM »

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.

MysteRy · « **Reply #24 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:57:26 AM »

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

MysteRy · « **Reply #25 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:57:51 AM »

This wasn't just plain terrible this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.

MysteRy · « **Reply #26 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:58:40 AM »

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

MysteRy · « **Reply #27 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:59:06 AM »

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.

MysteRy · « **Reply #28 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:59:31 AM »

She realizes she doesn't know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age.

MysteRy · « **Reply #29 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:59:58 AM »

The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.

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