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~ Bob Hope Quotes ~
« on: January 25, 2014, 01:34:16 PM »
Bob Hope Quotes


A British-born American comedian and actor who appeared in vaudeville, on Broadway, and in radio, television and movies.
Bob Hope (born Leslie Townes Hope; May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003) was a British-born American comedian and actor who appeared in vaudeville, on Broadway, and in radio, television and movies. He was also noted for his work with the US Armed Forces and his numerous USO shows entertaining American military personnel. Throughout his career, he was honored for his humanitarian work. In 1996, the U.S. Congress honored Bob Hope by declaring him the "first and only honorary veteran of the U.S. armed forces." Bob Hope appeared in or hosted 199 known USO shows.

Here are some famous quotes by Bob Hope.




People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Re: Bob Hope Quotes
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2014, 01:35:23 PM »
We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2014, 01:36:26 PM »
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2014, 01:37:58 PM »
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2014, 01:39:28 PM »
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2014, 01:43:25 PM »
I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2014, 01:46:43 PM »
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2014, 01:47:52 PM »
The trees in Siberia are miles apart that is why the dogs are so fast.
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2014, 02:02:47 PM »
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2014, 02:03:55 PM »
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2014, 02:06:10 PM »
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2014, 02:08:34 PM »
I do benefits for all religions. ... I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2014, 02:09:53 PM »
The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2014, 02:11:22 PM »
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2014, 02:15:16 PM »
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
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