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~ Bill Maher Quotes ~
« on: January 21, 2014, 10:10:21 AM »
Bill Maher Quotes


An American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author and actor.
William "Bill" Maher, Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author and actor. Before his current role as the host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher, Maher hosted a similar late-night talk show called Politically Incorrect originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.

Here are some famous quotes by Bill Maher.




Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2014, 10:11:02 AM »
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2014, 10:11:47 AM »
Suicide is man's way of telling God 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2014, 10:12:29 AM »
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2014, 10:13:20 AM »
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2014, 10:14:05 AM »
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm The Beatles.
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