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~ Bill Cosby Quotes ~
« on: January 20, 2014, 09:08:18 AM »
Bill Cosby Quotes


An American comedian, actor, author, television producer, educator, musician and activist.
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr. (born July 12, 1937) is an American comedian, actor, author, television producer, educator, musician and activist. A veteran stand-up performer, he got his start at various clubs, then landed a starring role in the 1960s action show, I Spy. He later starred in his own series, the situation comedy The Bill Cosby Show. He was one of the major characters on the children's television series The Electric Company for its first two seasons, and created the educational cartoon comedy series Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids, about a group of young friends growing up in the city. Cosby has also acted in a number of films.

Here are some famous quotes by Bill Cosby.




Gray hair is God's graffiti.

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When you become senile you won't know it.

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Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.

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The past is a ghost the future a dream and all we ever have is now.

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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2014, 09:11:04 AM »
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2014, 09:11:47 AM »
There's no labor a man can do that's undignified if he does it right.

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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2014, 09:12:27 AM »
Parents are not interested in justice they're interested in peace and quiet.

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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2014, 09:13:08 AM »
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2014, 09:13:54 AM »
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2014, 09:14:41 AM »
I don't know the key to success but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.

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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2014, 09:15:33 AM »
I don't know the key to success but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2014, 09:16:23 AM »
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2014, 09:17:17 AM »
In order to succeed your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2014, 09:18:10 AM »
Always end the name of your child with a vowel so that when you yell the name will carry.

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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2014, 09:18:59 AM »
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.