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MysteRy · « **on:** June 28, 2012, 11:12:40 AM »

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

MysteRy · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2012, 11:13:41 AM »

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

MysteRy · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2012, 11:14:34 AM »

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

MysteRy · « **Reply #3 on:** June 28, 2012, 11:15:28 AM »

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

MysteRy · « **Reply #4 on:** June 28, 2012, 11:16:21 AM »

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage

MysteRy · « **Reply #5 on:** June 28, 2012, 11:17:27 AM »

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

MysteRy · « **Reply #6 on:** June 28, 2012, 11:18:18 AM »

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

MysteRy · « **Reply #7 on:** June 28, 2012, 11:19:09 AM »

CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read

MysteRy · « **Reply #8 on:** June 28, 2012, 11:19:56 AM »

SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

MysteRy · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2012, 11:20:50 AM »

OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

MysteRy · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2012, 11:21:31 AM »

YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth

MysteRy · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:03:15 PM »

ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do

MysteRy · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:04:24 PM »

COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together

MysteRy · « **Reply #13 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:05:16 PM »

EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

MysteRy · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:06:14 PM »

ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions

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