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Offline MysteRy

~ Jokes Of Mr. Bean ~
« on: June 04, 2012, 10:32:27 PM »



BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!   :o :o :o :P :P :P ;D
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Re: ~ Jokes Of Mr. Bean ~
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2012, 10:33:41 PM »



MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!  :o :o :o ::) ;D
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Re: ~ Jokes Of Mr. Bean ~
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2012, 10:36:18 PM »



WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! :o :o ??? ;D
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Re: ~ Jokes Of Mr. Bean ~
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2012, 10:38:43 PM »



AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)! :o :o :o :P :P :P ;D
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Re: ~ Jokes Of Mr. Bean ~
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2012, 10:40:55 PM »



CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner..  :o :o :o :P :P ;D
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