~ Doctor Quotes ~

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]The mistakes made by doctors are innumerable. They err habitually on the side of optimism as to treatment of pessimism as to the outcome.

Marcel Proust

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Management is now where the medical profession was when it decided that working in a drug store was not sufficient training to become a doctor.

Lawrence Appley

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Our doctor would never really operate unless it was necessary. He was just that way. If he didn't need the money he wouldn't lay a hand on you.

Herb Shriner

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little to cure diseases of which they know less in human beings of whom they know nothing.

Voltaire

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. If you feel the need to marry a doctor I suggest a dermatologist. Good hours free Retin-A.

Rita Rudner

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]It is a good idea to shop around before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don't be shy! After all you're paying for it.

Dave Barry

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Photographers along with dentists are the two professions never satisfied with what they do. Every dentist would like to be a doctor and inside every photographer is a painter trying to get out.

Pablo Picasso

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]For each illness that doctors cure with medicine they provoke ten in healthy people by inoculating them with the virus that is a thousand times more powerful than any microbe: the idea that one is ill.

Marcel Proust

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]The doctor if he forgets he is only the assistant to nature and zealously takes over the stage may so add to what nature is already doing well that he actually throws the patient into shock by the vigour he adds to nature's forces.

Herbert Ratner