~ Cities and Travel Quotes ~

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Always remember that you are an Englishman and therefore have drawn first prize in the lottery of life.

Cecil Rhodes

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]When I first came to this country I didn't have a nickel in my pocket - now I have a nickel in my pocket.

Groucho Marx

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.

Emile Ganest

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]It is possible to live in San Francisco for $35 000 a year. Obviously that doesn't include food or lodging.

Kenn Carlson

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong and he said: 'Yes: the little one does.'

Mark Twain

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]I hate Billings Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck - no models. You open a catalog and point.

Joan Rivers

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Living in California adds ten years to a man's life. And those extra ten years I'd like to spend in New York.

Harry Ruby

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]The people of Seattle deny they get much rain while the rest of the country thinks of it as America's bladder.

Anonymous

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]This summer one-third of the nation will be ill-housed ill-nourished and ill-clad. Only they call it a vacation.

Joseph Salak

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]texan starting eternity: I never dreamed heaven would be so much like Texas. companion: Who said this was heaven?

Anonymous

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]When we can't get away for a vacation we get the same feeling by staying home and tipping every person that smiles.

Susie Spanos

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]After years of mocking L.A. for its smog the people of Denver are now coughing out of the other side of their mouths.

Anonymous

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country the American dollar will fall like a stone.

Erma Bombeck

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]I lived in Miami for a while in a section with a lot of really old people. The average age in my apartment house was dead.

Gabe Kaplan

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Chicago was started by a bunch of New Yorkers who said 'Gee I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty but it just isn't cold enough.'

Richard Jeni