~ Births Quotes ~

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.

Grace Williams

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Jim Morrison

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.

Russell Baker

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]The emotional sexual and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: It's a girl.

Shirley Chisholm

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]As the births of living creatures at first are ill-shapen so are all innovations which are the births of time.

Francis Bacon

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Being pregnant is a very boring six months. I am not particularly maternal. It's an occupational hazard of being a wife.

Princess Anne

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]The government is concerned about the population explosion and the population is concerned about the government explosion.

Ruth Rankin

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Rita Rudner

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]We have been God-like in our planned breeding of our domestic plants and animals but rabbit-like in our unplanned breeding of ourselves.

Arnold J. Toynbee

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Born on Monday fair in the face; Born on Tuesday full of God's grace; Born on Wednesday sour and sad; Born on Thursday merry and glad; Born on Friday worthily given;

Anonymous

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

Rita Rudner