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~ Baldness Quotes ~
« on: March 01, 2016, 03:43:57 PM »
Baldness Quotes


Famous Baldness quotes by popular authors such as Mae West, Cicero, Larry David, Matthew Arnold, Don Herold and others.




[highlight-text]Bald is the new black!

Gail Porter

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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2016, 08:45:09 PM »
[highlight-text]There's one thing about baldness - it's neat.

Don Herold

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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2016, 08:45:36 PM »
[highlight-text]Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.

Persis Khambatta

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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2016, 08:46:04 PM »
[highlight-text]I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.

Gedde Watanabe

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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2016, 08:46:36 PM »
[highlight-text]I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.

Seneca

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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2016, 08:47:05 PM »
[highlight-text]This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.

Pauline Kael

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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2016, 08:47:35 PM »
[highlight-text]I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.

Chris Cooper

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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2016, 08:48:02 PM »
[highlight-text]Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

Navjot Singh Sidhu

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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2016, 08:48:30 PM »
[highlight-text]Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?

Mackenzie Astin

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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2016, 08:48:59 PM »
[highlight-text]The most delightful advantage of being bald - one can hear snowflakes.

R. G. Daniels

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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2016, 08:49:40 PM »
[highlight-text]Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald with a baldness full of grandeur.

Matthew Arnold

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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2016, 08:50:11 PM »
[highlight-text]A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire women will like him.

Mae West

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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2016, 08:50:39 PM »
[highlight-text]There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.

Logan Pearsall Smith

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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2016, 08:51:08 PM »
[highlight-text]It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.

Cicero

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Re: ~ Baldness Quotes ~
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2016, 08:51:35 PM »
[highlight-text]Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

Johnny Vegas