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~ Woody Allen Quotes ~
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Woody Allen Quotes
An American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, jazz musician, author, and playwright.
Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, jazz musician, author, and playwright.
Here are some famous quotes by Woody Allen.
I am two with nature.
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Showing up is eighty percent of life.
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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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Ninety percent of living is just showing up.
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If you're not failing you're not trying anything.
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How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans.
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Life doesn't imitate art it imitates bad television.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
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You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans.
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To you I'm an atheist; to God I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
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I'm not the heroic type really. I was beaten up by Quakers.
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