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~ Woody Allen Quotes ~
« on: December 29, 2015, 05:38:54 PM »
Woody Allen Quotes


An American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, jazz musician, author, and playwright.
Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, jazz musician, author, and playwright.

Here are some famous quotes by Woody Allen.




I am two with nature.

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Showing up is eighty percent of life.

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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

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Eighty percent of success is showing up.

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Ninety percent of living is just showing up.

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If you're not failing you're not trying anything.

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How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans.

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Life doesn't imitate art it imitates bad television.

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2015, 05:43:17 PM »
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2015, 05:43:39 PM »
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans.

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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2015, 05:44:02 PM »
To you I'm an atheist; to God I'm the Loyal Opposition.

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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2015, 05:44:31 PM »
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2015, 05:44:59 PM »
I'm not the heroic type really. I was beaten up by Quakers.