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Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ W. C. Fields Quotes ~
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2015, 08:32:23 PM »
Women are like elephants. They are interesting to look at but I wouldn't like to own one.
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Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ W. C. Fields Quotes ~
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2015, 08:33:07 PM »
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.
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Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ W. C. Fields Quotes ~
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2015, 08:33:47 PM »
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
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Re: ~ W. C. Fields Quotes ~
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2015, 08:34:22 PM »
When asked to borrow money: 'I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes I'll get another lawyer.'
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