Friends Teasing SMS Messages

[RemO]

Zinda ho to sms bhejo,
Asman pe ho to barish bhejo,
Zameen pe ho to phool bhejo,
Swarg pe ho to pari bhejo,
Aur narak pe ho to enjoy yourself

[RemO]

Actually

Baat yeh hai k

Woh yeh Ke..

Ok listen carefully

Oooh listen

Nahi I mean read it carefully

With full concentration

Dekho mere dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon

Sirf 3 words hi toh hain

Ufffff its too difficult

OK I’m gonna say

that
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HOW R U??

[RemO]

Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi usse pasand karte ho,
Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,
Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho,
Toh woh BHONK-BHONK kar ke apna Pyaar jatati hai.

[RemO]

Jaani… Jin toofanon mein logon ke aashiyane udd jaate hain, Unn toofanon mein hum apne underwear sukhaate hain.

[RemO]

When I call you:
1 ring means : I am missing U,
2 ring means : I like U,
3 ring means : I am thinking of U,
4 ring means : I need U,
5 ring means : Idiot phone utha.

[RemO]

Excellent Mind
Khubsurat Chehra,
Mithi Aawaj.
Masum Aankhe,
Perfect Personality,
Khush mijaj Andaaj…..

Yeh toh hui meri baat,

Aur batao kaise ho aap?

[RemO]

Aapsa agar koi hua to rab say shikayat hogi
Ek to jhela nahi jata, doosra aagaya to kya halat hogi?

[RemO]

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

[RemO]

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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Pray
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Pray
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Pray
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

[RemO]

Last night i saw a dream,
I was walking with god and I told him that
I have a friend like u then he smiled & said:
Beta sab pichle janam ka paap hai.

[RemO]

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.

[RemO]

Socha tumhe chand kahu par usme daag hai,
Socha tumhe suraj kahu par usme aag hai,
Fir socha tumhe bander kahu par..
Usme bhi dimaag hai !

[RemO]

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

[RemO]

If I was a painter u would be my painting.
If I was an author, u would be my story.
If I was a poet, u would be my poem.
But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !

[RemO]

Ek raat chand ne mujhse kaha ke tere sab dost,
Kanjoos hai
Pagal hai
Gadhay hai
Nalayak hai
Faltu hai
Kamine hai
Maine chand ko ghoora
Aur ghusse se kaha, mujhe pata hai.