Friends Teasing SMS Messages

[RemO]

When I call you:
1 ring means : I am missing U,
2 ring means : I like U,
3 ring means : I am thinking of U,
4 ring means : I need U,
5 ring means : Idiot phone utha.

[RemO]

If u want success in life then:

Be as sweet as honey,
Be as regular as clock ,
Be as fresh as rose,
Be as soft as tissue,
Be as strong as rock,
Be as sure as death and
Be as smart as me…!

[RemO]

Fizao ke badalne ka intzar nahi karte,
Andhiyo ke rukne ka intzar nahi karte,
SMS kar dete hai hum har roz,
Hum kanjus ke sms ka intzar nahi karte.

[RemO]

Kal raat God sapne mein aaya,
Main ne batayien ki aap mere dost hein.
God hase aur bole,
Ye tumare phechele jaan ke,
Bure karmo ka asar hain.

[RemO]

Humans fall in love that’s true
Cows eat grass that’s Ok
But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads
That’s incredible
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Still pressing that’s unbelievable

[RemO]

Abay khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue aam,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!

[RemO]

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life?

I will say: My life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!

[RemO]

Like Moon in the sky,
You are living in my eye,
In my heart love you high,
For your sake ready to die,
Without you my life is dry,
If you forget me my soul will fly.

[RemO]

Whenever I feel sad,
Whenever I feel lonely,
Whenever I miss you a lot,
Whenever I feel like meeting you,
I just keep my right hand on my chest,
To realize that…
You Live In My Heart

[RemO]

Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

[RemO]

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

[RemO]

When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms….
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.

[RemO]

Woman has man in it,
Mrs has mr in it,
Female has male in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
So girls r always incomplete without boys.

[RemO]

Flowers need sunshine,
Violets need dew,
All angels in heaven know I need u.

Years may fly,
tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die.

[RemO]

Treat everyone with politeness.
Even those who r rude to u.
Not because they r not nice but because you are NICE