~ Roseanne Barr Quotes ~

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Roseanne Barr  Quotes


An American actress, comedian, writer, television producer and director.
Roseanne Cherie Barr (born November 3, 1952) is an American actress, comedian, writer, television producer and director. Barr began her career in stand-up comedy at clubs in Colorado in the 1980s. Her big break came in 1987 when she was cast in her own sitcom, Roseanne. The show was a hit and lasted nine seasons, from 1988 to 1997. Barr won both an Emmy Award and a Golden Globe Award for Best Actress for her work on the show. In addition, she has won six People's Choice Awards, three American Comedy Awards, a Kids Choice Award, a GLAAD Media Award, and the TV Land Innovator Award. Barr starred in the film She-Devil (1989) and had a voice role in Look Who's Talking Too (1991). In 2004, she voiced one of the main characters in the animated film Home on the Range.

Here are some famous quotes by Roseanne Barr.

We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.

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I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow.

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The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.

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You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

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I survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear.

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The one who cares the most wins. ... That's how I knew I'd end up with everyone else waving the white flags and not me. That's how I knew I'd be the last person standing when it was all over. ... I cared the most.