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Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2015, 11:04:54 AM »
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
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« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2015, 11:05:24 AM »
Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa. It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician.
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« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2015, 11:05:53 AM »
I don't see why religion and science can't get along. What's wrong with counting our blessings with a computer?
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Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2015, 11:06:27 AM »
It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.
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« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2015, 11:06:58 AM »
I may be forty but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately there's never one around.
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« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2015, 11:07:26 AM »
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there I go to work.
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« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2015, 11:07:54 AM »
I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.
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« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2015, 11:08:31 AM »
We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.
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