JOKE OF THE DAY

[KungfuMaster]

ivanalaam kooda vachikitu oru vishayam seirathuku pathila oru mic set pottu naamale solirukalam pola

[RemO]

Master 

[gab]

Nice jokes   imp,Ananya & sree keep rocking...

[gab]

NO:24
Kanmani’s son ammu  in his class room.

Teacher: A.B.C.D la motham ethana eluthukkal?
Ammu: 4 letters sir.
Teacher: dai, A.B.C.D mattum illa, mothama sollu
Ammu :  52 sir
Teacher : ennada sollura
Ammu : Ama sir chinna  abcd 26, peria ABCD 26
(Kanmani : cha en paiyan evalo brilliant parunga )

[gab]

No:25

Kanmani’s son ammu  in his class room.

Teacher: Whats your mother's name?
Ammu: Mummy

[gab]

No:26

KungfuMaster : Dei Maple oru figure aachum set pananumnu figures pinnadiye suthitu thirinjiye ethachum improvement theriyutha ?

Remo : Illa mamu, Aana onnu   Enna dhaan figaru sevappa irundhaalum,
ava nizhal karuppa dhan irukkumnu therinjikiten mamu

KungfuMaster :

[gab]

No:27

KungfuMaster :Vairu valikuthunu 3days before doctor kita consult pana poniye enna sonnaru doctor ?
Remo: Mamu enaku ulseramda.Naan daily hostella sapdurathalathan ulcer vanthirukkunu sonnaruda.
KungfuMaster: So sad maple. Ippo enga sapdura nee?
Remo: Ipo ellam nan  veetukku parcel vaangittu poye sapduren mamu.
KungfuMaster : ?

[AnAnYa]

hahaha.... nice one lampu... i liked the joke no 26 the most...lol remo and kunfumaster

[AnAnYa]

Imp and Sree in FTC main

Imp: Dai Naalaiku nan cinemaku poren variya da
Sree: Mudinja varen da
Imp: Mudinja piragu yenda vara? Padam arambikum bothu vaada.

[AnAnYa]

Cintoo LKG A: Machan Naan romba upset ah irukaen da

Tintoo LKG B: Yaen da veetla edhuna problema???

Cintoo LKG A: Illa da nethu slate vaanga spencer poirundhan… anga oru sema figure, sumar ondra vayasu irkum avanga amma madila paduthu vaila virala vachutu enna paathu oru look vituchey paaru… iyyoooooooo…….

Tintoo LKG B: appram enna aachu???

Cintoo LKG A: Appram enna… enga appan adha paathutu poramaila en thalaila narukunu oru kottu vachan, kovathula rendu naala na cerelac kuda sapduradhu illa….

Tintoo LKG B: Indha appangalae ippadithanda poramaila alaivanga… nee dont worry machan nalaiku andha ponna thottiloda thukrom!!!

[AnAnYa]

In FTC main ...

Remo :Ammuni oru doubt... Heart attack na ena nu teriyuma ?

Rose : Ya nalla teriyum maams

Rose :Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.

Remo : mm ammuni :$

Rose :Aval Sirithal- un bp increas aagum.

Rose :Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
          face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.

Remo :super ammuni... aprum :$:$:$

Rose :Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni……

Rose :“Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla

Rose :“Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar,
          Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Remo : unnai poye ketein paaru ena sollanum (unai ellam ivolo neram pesa vittadhe thappu ammuni 

[AnAnYa]

In exam hall, Imp asked Shruthi,
Imp :‘Tell me d starting of Dis answer. I’ll den manage on my own’.
After long hesitation silently Shruthi said,
‘THE’.
Imp: Ellam en neram Shruthi .

[AnAnYa]

Gab ku Bank-la irundhu notice vanthuchu…

“Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriudu poi irukku…

aanal, neenga innum oru report- kooda kudukkalayea Ean sir???”

Gab :“Adhu thirudu ponadhu romba sandhosamdhanga….

Ean-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan

Selavu panran….”

Officer : :-\plan pani thaan panuranga ya ellatheyum

[AnAnYa]

In FTC main

Shruthi : rose free ya irundha oru thathuvam solu di...

Rose : ena di ipadi dheedirunu ketutte.... seri unnakaga onnu sollurein ketukko

Rose :Enna Than Pasanga
         150 CC pulsar
         160 CC Apache
         180 CC Cbz
         225 CC karisma Bike’a Vaanginalum
         .
         .
         .
         Adhu 80 CC Scooty Ku Pinaditan Pogum.

Shruthi :