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~ Red Skelton Quotes ~
« on: August 15, 2015, 11:55:47 AM »
Red Skelton Quotes


An American comedian who was best known as a top radio and television star from 1937 to 1971.
Red Skelton (July 18, 1913 – September 17, 1997) was an American comedian who was best known as a top radio and television star from 1937 to 1971. Skelton's show business career began in his teens as a circus clown and went on to vaudeville, Broadway, films, radio, TV, night clubs and casinos, all while pursuing another career as a painter.

Here are some famous quotes by  Red Skelton.




I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'.
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Re: ~ Red Skelton Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2015, 11:57:08 AM »
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
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Re: ~ Red Skelton Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2015, 12:00:32 PM »
I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.
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Re: ~ Red Skelton Quotes ~
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2015, 12:01:31 PM »
There are three ages of man: youth middle age and 'Gee you look good.'
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Re: ~ Red Skelton Quotes ~
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2015, 12:02:08 PM »
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
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Re: ~ Red Skelton Quotes ~
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2015, 12:02:38 PM »
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
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