Author Topic: ~ Laurence J. Peter Quotes ~ (Read 3053 times)

MysteRy · « **Reply #15 on:** February 17, 2015, 11:21:59 AM »

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

MysteRy · « **Reply #16 on:** February 17, 2015, 11:46:34 AM »

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

MysteRy · « **Reply #17 on:** February 17, 2015, 11:49:22 AM »

If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else.

MysteRy · « **Reply #18 on:** February 17, 2015, 11:50:37 AM »

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

MysteRy · « **Reply #19 on:** February 17, 2015, 11:52:29 AM »

The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.

MysteRy · « **Reply #20 on:** February 17, 2015, 01:00:04 PM »

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

MysteRy · « **Reply #21 on:** February 17, 2015, 01:00:42 PM »

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

MysteRy · « **Reply #22 on:** February 17, 2015, 01:01:18 PM »

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.

MysteRy · « **Reply #23 on:** February 17, 2015, 01:01:51 PM »

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

MysteRy · « **Reply #24 on:** February 17, 2015, 01:02:23 PM »

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

MysteRy · « **Reply #25 on:** February 17, 2015, 01:03:08 PM »

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

MysteRy · « **Reply #26 on:** February 17, 2015, 01:03:51 PM »

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind what is the significance of a clean desk?

MysteRy · « **Reply #27 on:** February 17, 2015, 01:04:22 PM »

Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.

MysteRy · « **Reply #28 on:** February 17, 2015, 01:05:07 PM »

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did and those who did and never thought.

MysteRy · « **Reply #29 on:** February 17, 2015, 01:05:39 PM »

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver.

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