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Re: ~ Jack Handey Quotes ~
« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2014, 11:39:17 AM »
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it every day for about three hours a day. Later he'll thank you.
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Re: ~ Jack Handey Quotes ~
« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2014, 11:40:38 AM »
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful beautiful flamingo flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also you're drunk.
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