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~ Jack Benny Quotes ~
« on: November 13, 2014, 11:03:14 AM »
Jack Benny Quotes


An American comedian, vaudevillian, and actor for radio, television, and film.
Jack Benny (February 14, 1894 – December 26, 1974), born Benjamin Kubelsky, was an American comedian, vaudevillian, and actor for radio, television, and film. Widely recognized as one of the leading American entertainers of the 20th century, Benny played the role of the comic penny-pinching miser, insisting on remaining 39 years old on stage despite his actual age, and often playing the violin badly.

Here are some famous quotes by Jack Benny. 




Gags die humor doesn't.
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Re: ~ Jack Benny Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2014, 11:03:50 AM »
I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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Re: ~ Jack Benny Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2014, 11:04:22 AM »
Give me golf clubs fresh air and a beautiful partner and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2014, 11:04:53 AM »
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with Prudential. All I can say is: When I go they go!
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Re: ~ Jack Benny Quotes ~
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2014, 11:05:22 AM »
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder yes but divorce never.
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