« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: ~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~  (Read 2284 times)

Offline MysteRy

  • Global Moderator
  • Classic Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 226623
  • Total likes: 29008
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • Gender: Female
  • ♥♥ Positive Thinking Will Let U Do Everything ♥♥
    • http://friendstamilchat.com/
~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~
« on: October 24, 2014, 10:21:13 AM »
Homer Simpson Quotes


A fictional main character in the animated television series The Simpsons and the father of the eponymous family.
Homer Jay Simpson is a fictional main character in the animated television series The Simpsons and the father of the eponymous family. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta and first appeared on television, along with the rest of his family, in The Tracey Ullman Show short "Good Night" on April 19, 1987. Homer was created and designed by cartoonist Matt Groening while he was waiting in the lobby of James L. Brooks' office. Groening had been called to pitch a series of shorts based on his comic strip Life in Hell but instead decided to create a new set of characters. He named the character after his father, Homer Groening. After appearing for three seasons on The Tracey Ullman Show, the Simpson family got their own series on Fox that debuted December 17, 1989.

Here are some famous quotes by Homer Simpson. 




If he's so smart how come he's dead?
Logged

Offline MysteRy

  • Global Moderator
  • Classic Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 226623
  • Total likes: 29008
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • Gender: Female
  • ♥♥ Positive Thinking Will Let U Do Everything ♥♥
    • http://friendstamilchat.com/
Re: ~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2014, 10:21:52 AM »
I'm not popular enough to be different.
Logged

Offline MysteRy

  • Global Moderator
  • Classic Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 226623
  • Total likes: 29008
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • Gender: Female
  • ♥♥ Positive Thinking Will Let U Do Everything ♥♥
    • http://friendstamilchat.com/
Re: ~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2014, 10:22:25 AM »
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
Logged

Offline MysteRy

  • Global Moderator
  • Classic Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 226623
  • Total likes: 29008
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • Gender: Female
  • ♥♥ Positive Thinking Will Let U Do Everything ♥♥
    • http://friendstamilchat.com/
Re: ~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2014, 10:23:03 AM »
Kids just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
Logged

Offline MysteRy

  • Global Moderator
  • Classic Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 226623
  • Total likes: 29008
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • Gender: Female
  • ♥♥ Positive Thinking Will Let U Do Everything ♥♥
    • http://friendstamilchat.com/
Re: ~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2014, 10:23:35 AM »
I've got more trophies than Wayne Gretzky & The Pope combined!
Logged

Offline MysteRy

  • Global Moderator
  • Classic Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 226623
  • Total likes: 29008
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • Gender: Female
  • ♥♥ Positive Thinking Will Let U Do Everything ♥♥
    • http://friendstamilchat.com/
Re: ~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2014, 10:24:05 AM »
Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
Logged

Offline MysteRy

  • Global Moderator
  • Classic Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 226623
  • Total likes: 29008
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • Gender: Female
  • ♥♥ Positive Thinking Will Let U Do Everything ♥♥
    • http://friendstamilchat.com/
Re: ~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2014, 10:24:35 AM »
If God didn't want us to eat animals why did he make them out of meat?
Logged

Offline MysteRy

  • Global Moderator
  • Classic Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 226623
  • Total likes: 29008
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • Gender: Female
  • ♥♥ Positive Thinking Will Let U Do Everything ♥♥
    • http://friendstamilchat.com/
Re: ~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2014, 10:25:18 AM »
I'm not normally a religious man but if you're up there save me Superman!
Logged

Offline MysteRy

  • Global Moderator
  • Classic Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 226623
  • Total likes: 29008
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • Gender: Female
  • ♥♥ Positive Thinking Will Let U Do Everything ♥♥
    • http://friendstamilchat.com/
Re: ~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2014, 10:25:56 AM »
I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon! What was his name? Apollo Creed?
Logged

Offline MysteRy

  • Global Moderator
  • Classic Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 226623
  • Total likes: 29008
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • Gender: Female
  • ♥♥ Positive Thinking Will Let U Do Everything ♥♥
    • http://friendstamilchat.com/
Re: ~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2014, 10:26:34 AM »
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Logged

Offline MysteRy

  • Global Moderator
  • Classic Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 226623
  • Total likes: 29008
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • Gender: Female
  • ♥♥ Positive Thinking Will Let U Do Everything ♥♥
    • http://friendstamilchat.com/
Re: ~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2014, 10:27:25 AM »
What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden.'
Logged

Offline MysteRy

  • Global Moderator
  • Classic Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 226623
  • Total likes: 29008
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • Gender: Female
  • ♥♥ Positive Thinking Will Let U Do Everything ♥♥
    • http://friendstamilchat.com/
Re: ~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2014, 10:27:57 AM »
No no no Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
Logged

Offline MysteRy

  • Global Moderator
  • Classic Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 226623
  • Total likes: 29008
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • Gender: Female
  • ♥♥ Positive Thinking Will Let U Do Everything ♥♥
    • http://friendstamilchat.com/
Re: ~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2014, 10:28:30 AM »
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
Logged

Offline MysteRy

  • Global Moderator
  • Classic Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 226623
  • Total likes: 29008
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • Gender: Female
  • ♥♥ Positive Thinking Will Let U Do Everything ♥♥
    • http://friendstamilchat.com/
Re: ~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2014, 10:29:08 AM »
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Logged

Offline MysteRy

  • Global Moderator
  • Classic Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 226623
  • Total likes: 29008
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • Gender: Female
  • ♥♥ Positive Thinking Will Let U Do Everything ♥♥
    • http://friendstamilchat.com/
Re: ~ Homer Simpson Quotes ~
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2014, 10:30:06 AM »
Look all I'm saying is if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.
Logged
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »