~ One Liners and Quotes ~

[SioNa]

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sorryed into jet engines

 Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

 I intend to live forever - so far, so good

 I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

 If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

 When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

 When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.



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[SioNa]

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

 If you can't read this, you're illiterate.

 It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

 He who hesitates is boss.

 As they say at the Planned Parenthood Clinic, better late than never.

 Money can't buy everything... but then again neither can no money.

 It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you have money.

 If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.