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~ Groucho Marx Quotes ~
« on: August 25, 2014, 02:21:04 PM »
Groucho Marx Quotes


An American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit.
Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit. His rapid-fire delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers.

Here are some famous quotes by Groucho Marx.




Humor is reason gone mad.
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Re: ~ Groucho Marx Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2014, 02:22:08 PM »
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2014, 02:22:39 PM »
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2014, 02:23:11 PM »
I've had a wonderful time but this wasn't it.
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2014, 02:23:42 PM »
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2014, 02:24:14 PM »
I've had a wonderful evening . . . but this wasn't it.
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2014, 02:24:47 PM »
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2014, 02:25:22 PM »
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2014, 02:26:08 PM »
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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Re: ~ Groucho Marx Quotes ~
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2014, 02:26:44 PM »
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2014, 02:27:30 PM »
Anyone can get old all you have to do is live long enough.
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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2014, 02:28:03 PM »
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Re: ~ Groucho Marx Quotes ~
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2014, 02:28:44 PM »
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2014, 02:29:19 PM »
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2014, 02:29:54 PM »
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
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