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~ George Burns Quotes ~
« on: August 03, 2014, 10:20:58 AM »
George Burns Quotes


An American comedian, actor, and writer.
George Burns (January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996), born Nathan Birnbaum, was an American comedian, actor, and writer.

Here are some famous quotes by George Burns.




I spent a year in that town one Sunday.
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Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2014, 10:21:36 AM »
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2014, 10:22:03 AM »
Don't stay in bed unless you can make money in bed.
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2014, 10:22:33 AM »
You can't help getting older but you don't have to get old.
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2014, 10:23:00 AM »
With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2014, 10:23:25 AM »
The secret of acting is sincerity. If you can fake that you've got it made.
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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2014, 10:23:52 AM »
Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family... in another city.
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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2014, 10:24:19 AM »
I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.
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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2014, 10:25:10 AM »
I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2014, 10:25:43 AM »
I would rather be a failure doing something I love than be a sucess doing something I hate.
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« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2014, 10:26:14 AM »
In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that the rest is easy.
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Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2014, 10:26:49 AM »
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2014, 10:27:17 AM »
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2014, 10:27:44 AM »
I look better feel better make love better and I'll tell you something else ... I never lied better.
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Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2014, 10:28:18 AM »
When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world it's time to turn out the lights.
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