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~ Fred Allen Quotes ~
« on: July 14, 2014, 10:48:19 AM »
Fred Allen Quotes


An American comedian whose absurdist, topically pointed radio show made him one of the most popular and forward-looking humorists in the so-called classic era of American radio.
Fred Allen (May 31, 1894 – March 17, 1956) was an American comedian whose absurdist, topically pointed radio show (1932–1949) made him one of the most popular and forward-looking humorists in the so-called classic era of American radio.

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She used to be a schoolteacher but she has no class now.
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Re: ~ Fred Allen Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2014, 10:48:52 AM »
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
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Re: ~ Fred Allen Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2014, 10:50:15 AM »
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
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Re: ~ Fred Allen Quotes ~
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2014, 10:50:42 AM »
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
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Re: ~ Fred Allen Quotes ~
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2014, 10:51:08 AM »
(A gentleman) is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
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Re: ~ Fred Allen Quotes ~
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2014, 10:51:35 AM »
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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Re: ~ Fred Allen Quotes ~
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2014, 10:52:00 AM »
I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Re: ~ Fred Allen Quotes ~
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2014, 10:52:25 AM »
My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get except the blinding headaches.
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Re: ~ Fred Allen Quotes ~
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2014, 10:52:51 AM »
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns -- he should be drawn and quoted.
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Re: ~ Fred Allen Quotes ~
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2014, 10:53:18 AM »
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
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Re: ~ Fred Allen Quotes ~
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2014, 10:53:46 AM »
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children - except in self-defense.
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Re: ~ Fred Allen Quotes ~
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2014, 10:54:13 AM »
The first Sunday I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.
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Re: ~ Fred Allen Quotes ~
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2014, 10:54:41 AM »
I have just returned from Boston; it is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
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Re: ~ Fred Allen Quotes ~
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2014, 10:55:10 AM »
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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Re: ~ Fred Allen Quotes ~
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2014, 10:55:36 AM »
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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