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Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Fran Lebowitz Quotes ~
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2014, 10:31:00 AM »
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Re: ~ Fran Lebowitz Quotes ~
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2014, 10:31:26 AM »
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are in fact barely presentable.
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Re: ~ Fran Lebowitz Quotes ~
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2014, 10:31:53 AM »
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Re: ~ Fran Lebowitz Quotes ~
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2014, 10:32:18 AM »
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Re: ~ Fran Lebowitz Quotes ~
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2014, 10:32:42 AM »
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or or not.
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Re: ~ Fran Lebowitz Quotes ~
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2014, 10:33:17 AM »
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Re: ~ Fran Lebowitz Quotes ~
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2014, 10:33:46 AM »
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Re: ~ Fran Lebowitz Quotes ~
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2014, 10:34:12 AM »
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit the interest is not so special.
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