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~ Erma Bombeck Quotes ~
« on: June 22, 2014, 02:48:42 PM »
Erma Bombeck Quotes


An American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life from the mid-1960s until the late 1990s.
Erma Louise Bombeck (born Erma Fiste; February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996) was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life from the mid-1960s until the late 1990s. Bombeck also published 15 books, most of which became best-sellers.

Here are some famous quotes by Erma Bombeck.




Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2014, 02:49:16 PM »
When humor goes there goes civilization.
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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2014, 02:50:42 PM »
I am not a glutton-I am an explorer of food.
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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2014, 02:51:14 PM »
Never order food in excess of your body weight.
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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2014, 02:51:47 PM »
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2014, 02:52:17 PM »
Never have more children than you have car windows.
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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2014, 02:52:45 PM »
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2014, 02:53:14 PM »
Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2014, 02:53:41 PM »
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2014, 02:54:16 PM »
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2014, 02:54:51 PM »
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2014, 02:55:20 PM »
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2014, 02:56:02 PM »
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for go live with a car battery.
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2014, 02:56:32 PM »
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2014, 02:57:05 PM »
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
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