FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

Boy:I love u
 Girl:Me too
 Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
 Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
 Boy: U cheater..
 main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦

[Global Angel]

Lovers sitting in a park,
 boy tries to kiss the girl..
 Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
 Boy: Don€™t worry darling €I am already married€.:p

[Global Angel]

Once there was a mirror which used to kill "LIERS"
 FRENCH:I think I don't smoke (killed)
 AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
 PATHAN:I think (killed)

[Global Angel]

What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
 Son: No
 Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
 Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
 Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
 Bill Gates: No
 Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
 Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
 Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
 President:No
 Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
 President: Then OK

That's business...!!

[Global Angel]

Boy 2 God:
 Give me a pocket full of money,
 A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
 &
 He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

[Global Angel]

Man1 sitting with dog.
 Man2:Your dog bits?
 Man1:No
 Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
 Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
 Man:That is not my dog.

[Global Angel]

Why were males created before females?

Because you alwas need
 a rough draft before the final copy.

[Global Angel]

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
 He rushed over and started handing out
 business cards saying:
 I saw the whole thing..
 I will take either side

[Global Angel]

The devils challenged
 the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
 Devils:No problem,
 we have got all the umpires.

[Global Angel]

Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
 and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
 When do you want to start?
 New employee:In 3 months.

[Global Angel]

Teacher: Johny,
 if your father earned $100,000
 and gave half of it to your mother,
 what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack

[Global Angel]

If dentists make films,?the names will be -
 *Daant ho na ho
 *Jaanam brush karo
 *Aa ab clean karen
 *Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
 *Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

[Global Angel]

Doc 2 Patient :
 The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
 you gave me medicine has also returned back.

[Global Angel]

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
 Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
 Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye‚¦.

[Global Angel]

A Smile costs less than Electricity.
 But.....
 Gives more light !!
 So Always Keep Smiling..... &
 Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!