FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo
 man is on d right side & woman on d left?
 A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
 Left Side & Assets on d Right!

[Global Angel]

Tom : How should I convey the
 news to my father that I've failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
 Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

[Global Angel]

Girlfriend & Police
 Main Kia Baat Common Hay
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 socho !
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 socho !
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 Aur Socho !
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 Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
 Chor Dete Hain !:p

[Global Angel]

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
 One says,"We'll kill him!"
 Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"
 3rd one says:
 "choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!":-)

[Global Angel]

Americans make a car
 & 2 get some touch ups
 They snd it 2 Japan
 & they add a faster engine
 Thn Japan sent it 2 UK
 Who then added tinted windows
 Who thn sent d car to China.
 They added a better interior.
 Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.
 Pakistani luk @ d car & see
 What a good job all of them have done.
 So they flip the car over
 &
 Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN

[Global Angel]

TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
 we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Arshad: Me!

[Global Angel]

I wrote your name on sand,
 it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,
 it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart &
 i got Heart Attack.

[Global Angel]

Our friendship means a lot to me.
 U cry i cry.
 U laugh i laugh.
 U jump out of the window
 I look down & then
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 I laugh again

[Global Angel]

The 1st Advice Of
 Father To His Son
 When Son Got His
 Driving License Made,
 Is
 "Remember 1 Thing Son
 If U're Going To Hit
 Anything, Make Sure
 Its Cheap"

[Global Angel]

Man 1:
 "I m Always Delighted
 When People Stick Their
 Noses In My
 Business."

Man 2:
 "Why, What Do You Do?"

Man 1:
 "i've A Company, Make
 Tissue Papers ..." ;->

[Global Angel]

What Happens When
 The Elephant Sat On
 The Mercedes Car ...
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 Everyone Knows
 "The Mercedes bends" ;->

[Global Angel]

Girlfriend: And are you sure
 you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
 I checked the whole list again yesterday

[Global Angel]

Astronomers say
 "The universe is Finite..."
 Which is a comforting
 Thought
 For those people ,
 Who cannot remember
 Where they leave Things

[Global Angel]

Husband: You know,
 our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
 I still got mine with me!

[Global Angel]

When I was born
 Devil said...Oh Shit!!!
 Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
 &
 When u were born devil said ...
 Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....