FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

Sardarji to others:
 Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
 One said, Yes I did
 Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,
 I found the rubberband!

[Global Angel]

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
 I'm in a good mood:)
 Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
 Reply me soon,
 yours Loving Mosquito.

[Global Angel]

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
 Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
 Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

[Global Angel]

Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
 Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
 Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,

Girlfriend:Its painful,
 Boyfriend:Forget it.
 .
 .
 .
 .
 Well buy new WEDDING RING!

[Global Angel]

*Love b4 Marriage*
 Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
 mei nahe to tum nahe...

*Love after Marriage*
 "baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

[Global Angel]

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

[Global Angel]

Four guys
 1 from Harward:
 1 Oxford
 1 Texas
 &
 a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
 What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
 Harvard:Thought
 Texas:Blink of an eye
 Sardar:Its loose motions,
 because last night I was lying in my bed
 & before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
 it was over!

[Global Angel]

Q: Hear about the terrorist
 that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one
 every hour if his demands weren't met.

[Global Angel]

A man went to the Police Station wishing
 to speak with the burglar who had
 broken into his house the night before.

“Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer.

“No, no no!‚ said the man.
 “I want to know how he got into the house
 without waking my wife. Ive been trying for years.‚

[Global Angel]

Positive thinking is like.....
 U r standing on the middle of the road.........
 &
 suddenly a crow beats on your head....
 But you remain calm...
 and thanks to God...
 that cows dont fly:)

[Global Angel]

Patient : What are the chances
 of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
 Medical records show that
 nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.

[Global Angel]

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
 the sun or the moon?
 Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
 Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
 when we need it but the sun gives us light
 only in the day time when we dont need it.

[Global Angel]

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
 "50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
 "50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"

The Sardars Celebrated.

[Global Angel]

A man went to hell and asked
 the Yamraj if he can call his wife.
 yamraj said "u can do that"

after man spoke to his wife..
 he asked how much to pay yamraj
 yamraj said.."hell to hell is free"

[Global Angel]

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
 it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
 it functions right from the time u r Born....
 until you fall in love