FUNNY SMS

[Global Angel]

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
 Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
 I Will Marry Ur Sis

[Global Angel]

- New Advertisement -

WANTED SINGLE GIRL,
 Able To Cook,
 Love And Have Job,
 Must Have
 HOUSE & CAR.
 Plz Send Picture 0f
 HOUSE & CAR ... =P =D

[Global Angel]

Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!!
 Prove how is this possible….?
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 Physics student:
 assume that elephant’s name is parrot
 &
 parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:)
 physics can prove anything

[Global Angel]

A Small Boy Took A Knife
 And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
 After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
 Why
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 Paining
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 No !!
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 Spelling Mistake !!! :O

[Global Angel]

Husband was seriously ill.
 Doc to wife :-
 Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
 don’t discuss ur problems,
 no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
 Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
 Wife :- .No chance for u to survive

[RemO]

Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!

[RemO]

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with : P

[RemO]

Attention plz...!

Don't drink unboiled water..

Because..
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Fish live in water without pampers..
Seriously..!

[RemO]

A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ? :-P

[RemO]

There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl / Women
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And nobody knows them.

[RemO]

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There's d Winning Rhymes

My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not

I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies

[RemO]

A Journey Of A Thousand
Miles Begins With A Single Step.

Then,
You Get In A Car
And Go To The Airport.

It Doesn't Take That Long :p

[RemO]

Sunglasses:
Allowing You To Stare At
People Without Getting
Caught.
It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

[RemO]

Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No

Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son.

[RemO]

girl: hi baby!
boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)

girl: are u there??
boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)

girl: are u ignoring me or what
boy: honey im not.... im here..
(sending failed)

girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_<
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(message sent)