~ Stupid Questions People Usually Ask In Obvious Situations ~

[MysteRy]

Stupid Questions People Usually Ask In Obvious Situations

1. At the theater: When you meet your friend.
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don’t you know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the local train: A fat woman wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet..
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question: Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer: No, he’s a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout…it’s just the money.

5. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was doing research on cats. You thought I was sleeping….you idiot!

6. When you see a friend with evidently shorter hair..
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding….

7. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it won`t. It will just bleed.

8. You are smoking a cigarette and a woman asks…
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: Gosh, it’s a miracle ……. it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!

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