~ Cities and Travel Quotes ~

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are open late and thanks to television you can shop in bed.

Joan Rivers

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

Mark Twain

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]On cable TV they have a weather channel - twenty-four hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.

Dan Spencer

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]I once saw a pin on a Delta Airlines employee and I asked him what the letters in Delta stand for. He said 'Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive.'

Adam Christing

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]I have no respect for gangs today. None. They just drive by and shoot people. At least in the old days like in West Side Story the gangs used to dance with each other.

Robert G. Lee

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Living in New York is like being at some terrible late-night party. You're tired you've had a headache since you arrived but you can't leave because then you'd miss the party.

Simon Hoggart

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]I would say that the single most important conclusion I reached after traveling through Japan as well as countless hours reading studying and analyzing this fascinating culture is that you should always tighten the cap on the shampoo bottle before you put it in your suitcase.

Dave Barry