~ Animals Quotes ~

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread. Ducks love bread, but they can't buy any. That's the biggest joke on the duck ever.

Mitch Hedberg

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Hi handsome hunting man Fire your little gun Bang! Now the animal Is dead and dumb and done. Nevermore to peep again creep again leap again Eat or sleep or drink again. Oh what fun.

Walter de la Mare

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man but it would deteriorate the cat.

Mark Twain

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]I think one reason we admire cats those of us who do is their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top no matter what they are doing - or pretend they do. Rarely do you see a cat discomfited. They have no conscience and they never regret. Maybe we secretly envy them.

Barbara Webster

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Man [has] always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel New York wars and so on-while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reason.

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