Author Topic: ~ Neil Simon Quotes ~  (Read 762 times)

Offline MysteRy

~ Neil Simon Quotes ~
« on: May 23, 2015, 01:19:45 PM »
Neil Simon Quotes


An American playwright and screenwriter.
Neil Simon (born July 4, 1927) is an American playwright and screenwriter. His numerous Broadway successes have caused his work to be amongst the most regularly performed in the world.

Here are some famous quotes by Neil Simon.




There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Neil Simon Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2015, 01:20:26 PM »
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Neil Simon Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2015, 01:20:59 PM »
Goldie Hawn is funny sexy beautiful talented intelligent warm and consistently sunny. Other than that she doesn't impress me at all.