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~ Joe E. Lewis Quotes ~
« on: December 17, 2014, 11:38:28 AM »
Joe E. Lewis Quotes


An American comedian and singer.
Joe E. Lewis (January 12, 1902 – 4 June 1971), born Joseph Klewan in New York City, was an American comedian and singer.

Here are some famous quotes by Joe E. Lewis. 




I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2014, 11:39:03 AM »
The way taxes are you might as well marry for love.
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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2014, 11:39:35 AM »
You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough.
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2014, 11:40:02 AM »
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2014, 11:40:30 AM »
I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2014, 11:40:58 AM »
It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor as long as you've got money.
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2014, 11:41:27 AM »
I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.
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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2014, 11:41:53 AM »
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
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