~ Jerry Seinfeld Quotes ~

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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes


An American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and television and film producer, best known for playing a semi-fictional version of himself in the situation comedy Seinfeld, which he co-created and co-wrote with Larry David, and, in the show's final two seasons, co-executive-produced.
Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and television and film producer, best known for playing a semi-fictional version of himself in the situation comedy Seinfeld (1989–1998), which he co-created and co-wrote with Larry David, and, in the show's final two seasons, co-executive-produced.

Here are some famous quotes by Jerry Seinfeld. 

It's good to play and you must keep in practice.

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I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?

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There's no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track.

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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if you can blow this out.'

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The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy.