~ Bill Cosby Quotes ~

[MysteRy]

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

[MysteRy]

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

[MysteRy]

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

[MysteRy]

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything even poverty you can survive it.

[MysteRy]

The essence of childhood of course is play which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

[MysteRy]

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.

[MysteRy]

Anyone can dabble but once you've made that commitment your blood has that particular thing in it and it's very hard for people to stop you.

[MysteRy]

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

[MysteRy]

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

[MysteRy]

I've noticed the customers in health food stores. They are pale skinny people who usually look half dead. In a steak house you see robust ruddy people. They're dying of course but they look terrific.

[MysteRy]

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.