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~ Bennett Cerf Quotes ~
« on: January 11, 2014, 09:38:44 AM »
Bennett Cerf Quotes


A publisher and co-founder of Random House.
Bennett Alfred Cerf (May 25, 1898 – August 27, 1971) was a publisher and co-founder of Random House. Cerf was also known for his own compilations of jokes and puns, for regular personal appearances lecturing across the United States, and for his television appearances in the panel game show What's My Line?.

Here are some famous quotes by Bennett Cerf.




Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

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Re: ~ Bennett Cerf Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2014, 09:39:29 AM »
They tell about a fifteen-year-old boy in an orphans' home who had an incurable stutter. One Sunday the minister was detained and the boy volunteered to say the prayer in his stead. He did it perfectly too without a single stutter. Later he explained 'I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.'