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Offline MysteRy

~ Great Jokes ~
« on: July 13, 2012, 10:42:28 PM »
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u goin?

Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?

Man: My wife... :o :o ;D ;D
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Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Great Jokes ~
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2012, 10:43:10 PM »
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u. :o :o ;D ;D
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Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Great Jokes ~
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2012, 10:44:10 PM »
Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. :o :o ;D ;D
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Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Great Jokes ~
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2012, 10:44:47 PM »
Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does! :o :o ;D ;D
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Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Great Jokes ~
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2012, 10:45:40 PM »
Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished. :o :o ;D ;D
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Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Great Jokes ~
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2012, 10:49:29 PM »
Two men r talking.

 1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons :o :o ;D ;D
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