~ Divorce Quotes ~

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

Johnny Carson

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce I think I'm about a hundred thousand dollars short.

Mickey Rooney

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]In every marriage more than a week old there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage.

Robert Anderson

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

Jean Kerr

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]When two people decide to get a divorce it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another but a sign that they have at last begun to.

Helen Rowland

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married and another list of the reasons for their divorce you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

Mignon McLaughlin

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

P. J. O'Rourke

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]My wife and I just celebrated our twelfth anniversary. I'm Catholic so there's no real possibility of divorce. I'm Irish - so there is the possibility of murder.

J. J. Wall

[MysteRy]

[highlight-text]My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder yes but divorce never.

Jack Benny